An old retired sailor puts on his old
uniform and heads for the docks once more,
for old times sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her
up to a room. He's soon going at it as
well as he can for a guy his age, but
needing some reassurance, he asks,
"How am I doing?"
The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor,
you're doing about three knots.'
"Three knots?" he asks.
"What's that supposed to mean?"
She says, "You're knot hard,
you're knot in, and you're knot
getting your money back!!"
Sunday, March 28, 2010
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