What Religion is A Woman's Bra?

I received this in an email recently. Since I
know it can be awkward for a guy to buy a bra
for a loved one, I thought this might be helpful.
;)

And, if not, maybe at least good for a smile.

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A man walked into the ladies department of Sears
and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter
and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?"
asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a
sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material
imaginable.

"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are
really only four types of bras to choose from."

Relieved, the man asked
about the types.

The saleslady replied,
"There are the Catholic,
the Salvation Army,
the Presbyterian,
and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?"

Now totally befuddled,
the man asked about
the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded,
"It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills."

Have you ever wondered why
A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are
the letters used
to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why,
but couldn't figure out
what the letters stood for,
it is about time
you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs..
{B} Barely there...
{C} Can't Complain!..
{D} Dang!...
{DD} Double dang!...
{DDD} Dang! Double dang!...
{E} Enormous!...
{F} Fake...
{G} Get a Reduction...
{H} Help me, I've fallen
and I can't get up!...

They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen