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Saturday, June 4, 2011

Fun with Language & Meaning

Sometimes I have fun playing with words
and their meanings. I thought I would
share a few with you. Let me know what
you think:

Dating site says "Date 50+ men."
WOW. Who has the time to date that many?

Looking for a Professional Woman.
Hmm. What are the qualifications to be
a "Professional Woman"? How does one
become a professional woman?

Me: Is Joe there?
Other Person: Joe's out to lunch.
Me: That's not a very nice thing to say.

John: To be honest...
Me: What if you were dishonest?

"I am an attractive guy, and am looking for the same."
So why are you contacting me, a female? LOL.

"I am a single male."
Can you be a double, too, so we
could have a threesome?

"I like hanging around."
As long as you are not hanging up there.
 
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