Some Humor...Two Woodpeckers

A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker
were in Mexico arguing about which place had
the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker
claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker
could peck. The Canadian woodpecker accepted
his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the
tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker
was amazed. The Canadian woodpecker then
challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree
in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable'
(a term frequently used by woodpeckers). The
Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that
he could do it and accepted the challenge.
The two flew to Canada where the Mexican
woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called
'impeckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.
Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused.
How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able
to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican
woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree,
yet neither was able to peck the tree in
their own country? After much woodpecker
pondering, they both
came to the same conclusion:
Apparently,
your pecker gets harder
when you're away from home.