Some Humor...Two Woodpeckers

A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker
were in Mexico arguing about which place had
the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker
claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker
could peck. The Canadian woodpecker accepted
his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the
tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker
was amazed. The Canadian woodpecker then
challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree
in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable'
(a term frequently used by woodpeckers). The
Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that
he could do it and accepted the challenge.
The two flew to Canada where the Mexican
woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called
'impeckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.
Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused.
How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able
to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican
woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree,
yet neither was able to peck the tree in
their own country? After much woodpecker
pondering, they both
came to the same conclusion:
Apparently,
your pecker gets harder
when you're away from home.

why is it...

that so many who call me
do things their own way?

Would you tell a barber
to give you his tools so
you can do the job yourself?

You already know how to feel
good. You probably have
known for a while.

You call me because you
want an experience. The
fact of the matter is, if
you let me do my job, you'll
feel better than you can
imagine...better than you
already can on your own.

If you've never been
hypnotized you may think I
am doing it "wrong." After
all, how could what I am
doing relate?

If you've never been
hypnotized before, how would
you know what "right" is?

In the end, it is your
time and money you are
investing. However, here is
a friendly suggestion. If
you just want a voice to
accompany you, that's fine,
but don't pretend
to want hypnosis,
and don't pretend
to do hypnosis
by playing along.

You may feel good, but
you also may feel cheated,
and the fact of the matter
is that whether you feel
cheated, or not, based on
what is possible, there is
little doubt you will have
cheated yourself.

Isis

just wondering...

what is going on with you.

There seems to be a lot going on.
Sadly, I found out today that
the nephew of a caller of mine
returned from Afghanistan,
deceased. He only left what
seems like a few months ago.

Others have lost their jobs,
and some are working a lot harder
and a lot longer, and in some
cases being the ones to let
others go, which is a stress
unto itself.

Of course, there is the "daily"
grind of life in general, long
before these events, I saw a lot
of stress in those who called me.

I know that for many a call to me
is a fantasy, is a retreat. However,
when one has something that is
so amazing for so many things,
it is difficult to refrain from
mentioning it from time to time.

I would be curious to know if
you'd be interested in any
recordings that could help with
"real" life.

I would like to hear your thoughts.
I already have one that is appropriate
for some at this time. It is called,
Got Stress? Get Isis. And you can
get it at www.HypnoticCravings.com.

Just like you, there is much more
to me, and if there is anything
I can do for you, please just let
me know.

Have a great week!
Isis

Thank You.

Today I was evaluating my Profile
and listings on Niteflirt.

What I discovered was that if you
added all of the ratings I have
on Niteflirt, and came up with a
total figure, I would be #10 in
Niteflirt's overall "Find Women"
listings when sorting by rating
points.

What I also discovered, using the
same method (of adding all of the
listings together) and comparing
myself to the others who do hypnosis,
I am the TOP Ranked Hypnotist
on Niteflirt.

Of course, accomplishments such as
these only come from those who have
trusted me enough to make me their
choice on Niteflirt.

Given that I have been doing this
for so long now, I consider it quite
an honor to be still standing, and
standing in a way that speaks to the
desire of those calling me to have
someone like me who is caring,
respectful, and concerned about
her callers.

In this world, I find that many have
a curiosity, and seek out others and
other experiences. The greatest
compliment that someone can pay me
is to come back after trying others,
and tell me that the time they spent
with me was the best experience he
has had...and that is why he has come
back.

I am where I am because of the repeat
callers, as well as the new ones.
Everyone I speak to paves their own
way to pleasure as well as for those
who come behind him. The hypnotist
I am today is much different than the
one who started out. YOU have made
me the hypnotist I am.

I am unrewarded by Niteflirt for my feats,
but it doesn't matter because my
greatest rewards come from time spent
with you. You make a difference in my life.

Of course, the money you have spent on
me also helps...after all, as I always
say, a girl does have bills to pay.

The money, though, pales to what stands
behind the accomplishments. These
accomplishments are just numbers after
all, and numbers can always change,
changing the landscape. However, the
value of memories (especially the good
ones) at the very least remain constant
and can, very often, even increase.

May you enjoy YOUR greatest rewards
this year.

Happy New Year!
Isis

This is So Intense .MP3 * Feedback

I am always appreciative of feedback,
as it helps others to
learn a little bit about me.
I received this feedback today,
and wanted to share.

"The voice of an angel,
so silky soft smooth and soothing,
and yet so powerful,
this is enough to get me
trembling to my knees."

He then wrote me personally,
"Wow...out of this world!!"

Previously someone said,
"That WAS So Intense!!
mmm that was
So Incredible,
amazing deep and
effective trance..."

If you are interested in
this recording, you can
click HERE,
and listen.

Enjoy! And let me know what YOU thought.
Thanks.

Isis

Happy New Year!