The System Says: "You have a caller."
We connect.
The Caller Says:
"Hey baby what are you doing?"
I say:
"Talking to you."
I already get the sense he isn't anyone
I have spoken to, as this is not the
approach anyone I know takes. It is
almost always also someone I know is
probably not going to want to talk to me.
I kinda have a sense of these things
after the thousands of calls I have taken.
I then say:
"So what brings you to me tonight?"
He says:
"I thought you were going to be a
submissive little slut."
I chuckle and say:
"Well this is not what this line is
about, maybe you want to find
someone else."
He agrees with me - by hanging up.
I laugh out loud, hard.
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
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Wow. To not even apologize or otherwise acknowledge the mistake is so rude! Manners!
ReplyDeleteSadly cdb, this is not an unusual scenario.
ReplyDeleteVariations of this play out more often
than I would like. I would say the
anonymity of the environment
contributes to this type of approach/
behavior. Although I suspect that
someone who acts like this in any
situation is likely to be this way in
other situations.
There is a saying, "How you do
anything is how you do everything."
Makes me appreciate even more
those who take a respectful
approach.
Yes, Isis, anonymity can breed false courage and lead a person to boorish behavior. My guess is that some of them have always wanted to say something like that to a woman but are too terrified in their daily lives. Others behave that way as a matter of course. Either is a shame and a pox on life.
ReplyDeleteMay your day be filled with fun and engaging adventures, appreciative callers and many things that make you smile!