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Tuesday, October 4, 2011

I Thought you were going to be...

The System Says: "You have a caller."

We connect.

The Caller Says:
"Hey baby what are you doing?"

I say:
"Talking to you."

I already get the sense he isn't anyone
I have spoken to, as this is not the
approach anyone I know takes. It is
almost always also someone I know is
probably not going to want to talk to me.
I kinda have a sense of these things
after the thousands of calls I have taken.

I then say:
"So what brings you to me tonight?"

He says:
"I thought you were going to be a
submissive little slut."

I chuckle and say:
"Well this is not what this line is
about, maybe you want to find
someone else."

He agrees with me - by hanging up.

I laugh out loud, hard.
 

3 comments:

  1. Wow. To not even apologize or otherwise acknowledge the mistake is so rude! Manners!

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  2. Sadly cdb, this is not an unusual scenario.

    Variations of this play out more often
    than I would like. I would say the
    anonymity of the environment
    contributes to this type of approach/
    behavior. Although I suspect that
    someone who acts like this in any
    situation is likely to be this way in
    other situations.

    There is a saying, "How you do
    anything is how you do everything."

    Makes me appreciate even more
    those who take a respectful
    approach.

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  3. Yes, Isis, anonymity can breed false courage and lead a person to boorish behavior. My guess is that some of them have always wanted to say something like that to a woman but are too terrified in their daily lives. Others behave that way as a matter of course. Either is a shame and a pox on life.

    May your day be filled with fun and engaging adventures, appreciative callers and many things that make you smile!

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