For a Smile.

Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
Because they are plugged into a genius.

Or not.
LOL.

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The Skiers | Humor

Two Skiers were on their way out
and one said,
"Where did you get your new skis?"
The second skier replied,
"Well, I was skiing alone yesterday
minding my own business when a
beautiful woman came up on these skis.
She unclipped them from her bindings
and threw them to the ground,
took off all her clothes and said,
'Take what you want.'"

The second skier nodded approvingly,
"Good choice; the clothes probably
wouldn't have fit."

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It's all about perspective, baby!
LOL.

Humor: The Veterinarian

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week!

The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.

"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.

"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money and I give some of it to the church."

The pastor replied, "That's wonderful. But $1000 is a lot, are you sure you can afford this? How much does he send you?"

The elderly woman answered, "$10,000 a week."

The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?"

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

"That's an honorable profession, but I had no idea they made that much money," the pastor said. "Where does he practice?"

The woman answered proudly, "In Nevada .. He has two cat houses, one in Las Vegas, and one in Reno."

It's all about perspective, isn't it? :)

One Word Makes All the Difference

Just received this joke today,
and thought I'd share.

It may serve as a reminder
to be certain about what you
think you hear,
and careful about how you say
what you do.

***

A woman answers the phone in a busy office,
"Good morning, Cleveland Parachute Club".
A startled man on the other end replied,
"Excuse me, but isn't
this the Cleveland Prostitute Club"?
"Oh no sir", came the embarrassed reply,
"this is the Cleveland Parachute Club".
"Damn!" said the man.
"I'm afraid I made a big mistake.
Last week your salesman called
and signed me up for two jumps a week".

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Have a great evening!
Isis