A Joke for a Tuesday

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer
and two people show up. One is a good looking,
older retired golfer in his late sixties
and the other is a gorgeous blonde
in her mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them,
"I'm not going to sugar coat it -
This is one ferocious lion!
He ate my last tamer so you two
had better be good or you're history.
Here's your equipment -- chair,
whip and a gun.
Who wants to try out first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first."

She walks past the chair,
the whip and the gun and steps
right into the lion's cage.
The lion starts to snarl and
pant and begins to charge her.

About half way there,
she throws open her coat
revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks,
sheepishly crawls up to her
and starts licking her feet
and ankles. He continues to
lick and kiss her entire body
for several minutes and then
rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's
jaw is on the floor.

He says, "I've never seen a
display like that in my life."
He then turns to the retired
golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"
The tough old golfer replies,
"No problem, just get that
lion out of the way...