Just saw this joke that focuses on hypnosis and the stage hypnotist. It is the perfect reason that a hypnotist should be very careful what she says to those she is hypnotizing.
Here it is:
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center and the Amazing
Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the
famed hypnotist do his stuff.
As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced,
'Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be
put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the
audience.'
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat.
'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch.
It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six
generations. ' He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while
quietly chanting,
'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch .'
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth,
light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs
of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it
slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor,
breaking into a hundred pieces.
'Shit,' said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the senior center.
**
One more day til the weekend!
Isis
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